So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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