Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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