Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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