I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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