so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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