Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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