if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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