I will die if light touches me.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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