3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.