The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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