it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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