Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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