I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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