Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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