Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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