There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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