what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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