What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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