how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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