love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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