Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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