is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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