I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
