i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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