She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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