Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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