i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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