I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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