then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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