you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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