Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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