Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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