just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
