this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
wow bdsm is so cute
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