Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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