Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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