my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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