im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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