You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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