I don't think brook has ever known best
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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