I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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