ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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