He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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