is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
