I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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