Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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