My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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