I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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