Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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