oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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