We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Is it penis luge time yet?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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