Your mouth is God's brothel.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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