The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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