you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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