Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
