She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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