nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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