Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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