i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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